Tragic Accident: JAK Drowned !!!

My other baby JAK (iPhone), is currenly in a rice induced coma. Yesterday he decided to take a swim in the Front Loader section of Kenmore Lakes. His lifeless body was pulled from the lake at around 9pm, and he's currently in Ziploc ICU. The next 48 hours are touch and go.  I'll keep you updated on his progress. His dad, Steve Jobs is unavailable for comment but he insists his son is an Apple and will pull through.